Just got back from doing the Reading Half Marathon , before this highly exhausting experience.

Some bloke came up to us in the queue by the Portaloos and said “Are you Mr and Mrs Millard”, to which Pip and I said “yeah”…and he then said “is this one of your famous competetive moments,” to which we said “Yeah”. I then proceeded to overtake Mr M (he he) - he’s still cheesed off about it. Myra Hindley fright wig, eh? I’ll have you know my hair was last cut by Nicky Clarke, and if that isn’t a giant name drop what is?